SZENE
Salzburg

Sa.29.6.19
Sommerszene 2019

Arash

Mystery Box Bingo

performance
Promoter:
  • SZENE Salzburg
2019

Helloooo darlings!
How are y’all doing? I am doing fine, thanks for asking. Let me invite y’all for a nice little game of bingo. You know, like back in the golden days, before life and dairy made me so angry all the time. Join me as I shout out those lucky numbers...I might even let you win. Don’t worry your pretty little heads about the rules...I’ll explain them to you once you’re there.

As always, I will be joined by Norwegian part-time vocalist and full-time heterosexual Sigurd Wibe, who is the good cop to my bad cop. And of course there will also be prizes. Maybe you can win a trip to the Maledives... maybe you can win whatever is in my wallet. In any case, you have already won my everlasting love and devotion. Please join us as we take you on a journey through Bingo-land, a journey full of luck, redemption, passion and Aperol-spritz.

Forever yours, Arash, 31, bingo-host